Tuesday Truth 5/14/13–Ouchie!

Today about all I can think of is that I hurt. The side of my face is swollen. The ear isn’t swollen, but all around it is swollen. I would psot a pic, but I don’t want to gross you out.  Went to the doc. Turns out I have an infected saliva gland.

I’ve never HEARD of a saliva gland.

But I have one. It might have a stone. Wait, you mean like a kidney stone? Do I have to pass it???

No, if there’s a stone it will have to be removed.  But first we’ll try an antibiotic, drinking lots of water, hot compresses and eating sour candy.

This is fun. Not.